TODAY'S LIGHTER SIDE

How old do you think I am?A very healthy, spry-looking 95-year-old man moves into a nursing home. He walks up to a frail looking man walking down the hall with a walker,quit smoking, and says: "How old do you think I am?"The man answers: "I'd say 60.""Nope, I'm 95!" the man boasts.Down the hall, he sees a woman in a room watching TV from a wheelchair & walks up to her and asks her to guess his age.Right away she unzips his fly & fondles him for a few minutes,Herbal cigarettes, then looks at him and says: "You're 95."The man looks at her incredulously and asks: "How did you know that?"She shrugs and says: "I heard you tell the fellow in the hall."